Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

How the Menstrual Cycle Affects ADHD - The Cut

I have a reading level above third grade

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Apple’s 16GB 15-inch M4 MacBook Air now starting from new all-time low at $188 off, more from $837 - 9to5Toys

I can count

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

I can read

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know who the president of Turkey really is

CVS is shutting down 271 stores in 18 states. Is your pharmacy affected? - NJ.com

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

If Iran’s Oil Is Cut Off, China Will Pay the Price - WSJ

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

LAFC beat Club América to qualify for Club World Cup and play against Chelsea - We Ain't Got No History

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for fakery

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Why does Russia seem so angry over the US and UK missile strikes in Ukraine?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

The First in 30 Years: Scientists Discover New Class of Antibiotics - SciTechDaily

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I see through liars

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t cotton to rapists

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday